A Birthday Carol (SFW | Full Length Patron Inspired Story)


Oh. Great. Birthday again.
I really don’t see what all the fuss is about, why everybody has to celebrate these things when all they do is mark one step closer to your inevitable demise.
Oh but… these pictures… how lovely. I must have been eight for this party. I guess… maybe… birthdays weren’t always that bad. Were they?

Additional SFX from freesound.org under CC0 license.

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